Man on TV
I must masturbate eleven times per day  (John mutes the TV)

John
You know, I’m getting really sick of indie films.

Josh
Me too.

John
Why do they always have to talk about the same things?  Like how many times do people actually talk about masturbating and how they clean it off?

Josh
I know, I usually just use a sock and throw it in the hamper.

John
Really, I tend to use Kleenex, but that’s no the point.  The indies are getting ridiculous

Josh
You know what else?  They’re self aware

John
I HATE that.

Josh
Like when they talk about other movies in the movie and what mistakes they make.

John
Like they’ll point out some stupid continuity mistake while making one themselves as if they’re clever.

Josh
I once saw a movie that talked about how annoying self aware movies were.

John
It’s so stupid.  As if no one had yet thought of that idea.

Josh
And they all copy each other’s styles.  If I see any more Lynchian stuff I’m going to vomit.

John
Or they’ll just focus on the actors as if less is more.

Josh
There are never any good roles for woman.

John
Oh and don’t you hate it when they’ll purposely drop in a boom mic like it’s funny.

Josh
Or they’re just trying to show they can afford one.

John
But the worse is that the never know how to end.

Josh
I know.

John
They’ll get to the point where the story is over and they have nothing more to say but they’ll just keep filming

Josh
Yeah, just more and more crap until finally, just when you’re getting bored and wondering what you’re waiting for they cut.

John
And usually it’s just when you though something else was going to happen

Josh
Yeah

John
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